Ok, so here is what the tic tac babies look like in my dreams
But here is me holding them - for a size comparison
Now, here's where things start going wrong. They ALWAYS end up dead.
I have lost them in the grass, never to be found again
They have been picked up by birds. I think this one was triggered by the baby chick in AP Bio in high school that got picked up by a hawk.
Ok, that looks a lot more like a goose, but you get the point.
I've lost them down the drain.
I've stepped on them
Basically, I'm a horrible babysitter. I can't believe they let me have a real baby.